So… I’m fat. Like really fat. Due to the general stress lately in my life and also thanks to the fact that I work in a convenience store, I now weigh 190 pounds. I know, gross.
To combat my grossness, I am going to blog here about my weight loss goals and accomplishments. Why? Honestly, because I need a little more motivation than, “It’s the right thing to do for myself.”
Although I could probably also use, “Because I hate that the ex of my boyfriend is a hideous and fat wildebeest and I don’t want to look like her even though he was so in love with her that he considered marrying her. I need to look way hotter than her so I can feel more worthy of his affections than he felt she was before he realiEd that their relationship was going nowhere due to her not specifying what she needed from him and then always blaming issues on him for not being what she needed.” But that would be petty, cruel, and extremely needy of me, wouldn’t it?
Then again, when it comes to the attentions and affection of others, all haumans are petty and cruel and needy, aren’t they? At least I’M willing to admit it.
Either way, yay for me finally making the decision to lose weight!