I don’t think I’ll ever quite get the whole “emo” (A.K.A “emoh”) mindset. I mean, before, it was pretty damned cool. Stood for emotional. Was a style of music deemed emotionally-driven punk rock. Okay, so that doesn’t quite make sense, since all punk rock was emotionally charged (you have HEARD the Sex Pistols, right?), but whatever. I mean, bands like Beefeater, Grey Matter, Fire Party, and Marginal Man were the leaders of emo in the first generation (I’m talking 1985-ish here). And they were pretty fucking awesome. They were angry, they screamed, they sounded like LSD-addled versions of Johnny Rotten. Which means they weren’t bad.
Then came the new wave of Emo. The, “I listen to Bullet for my Valentine,” version. And everything went straight to Hell. Emo’s not cool anymore. It’s not some off-shoot of punk anymore. What is it now? A room full of striped shirts, thick-framed glasses, Fifties running shoes, and passive, resigned self-loathing. I mean, get a grip, you morons. If you wanted to join a culture of self-loathing, why couldn’t you have joined the new Goth scene being perpetuated by those stupid kinder goths who sit there with their black makeup and poorly-done white face paint? The ones who go around saying things like, “I’m forever doomed to suffer from the Hell in which I live,” and think it’s a cardinal fucking rule not to smile? Why’d you have to go and ruin another, musically-good culture (I’m sorry, but Sisters of Mercy and everything except for Siouxsie and the Banshees and a couple of the Bauhaus songs sucked ass, Goths of the world)?
Way to ruin emo for me, you idiots. Christ. What I still don’t understand is how emo could have gone from anger at the man to anger at oneself and from kick-ass angrier punk to general angst and depression. It went from cool and aggressive to, well, just plain gay. Even girls are less emo than the emo boys these days. Yeah, we’re passive-aggressive and hate ourselves, but we still bitch at people and gossip behind their backs like there’s no tomorrow. Whereas emo people are too caught up feeling sorry for themselves and crying as they listen to something like Copeland or Yellowcard because those pussy-ass bands, “know exactly how [they] feel.” I mean, can you feel the anger and hatred boiling up inside of me? Emo? Worst. Social Class. Ever.
It makes me wish I was a rivet-head. Then, I could kick the shit out of those stupid little “emo” dinks. You know, just go completely apeshit on them. And the best part is they wouldn’t even defend themselves. They’d probably just go curl up in a corner and lie in the fetal position crying to themselves about how sad and emo they are.
Pussies.
A friend and I recently had a conversation at our local coffee shop about feminists. It just so happens that we both think the same thing: feminists these days are nothing but whiny, complaining bitches who are convinced that just because nobody wants to hear their garbage, they’re suddenly discriminating against them based on their gender. I mean, what the fuck? A guy tells you to shut up and turns to talk to the guy next to him and suddenly he’s comitting gender discrimination? A man hires a male applicant with the same qualifications as the female applicant for a job, and suddenly he’s being gender biased? Seriously ladies, save it for someone who cares.
Now, I’m all for feminism, honestly, I am. The Suffragettes way back when totally kicked ass. I like that I’m now considered a person. I also like that I can now go to a bar and get alcohol without getting condescending looks just because I’m a girl. I get enough strange looks from being underage. But Jesus H. Christ, sometimes enough’s enough. When it gets to the point where a guy cracks a joke about PMS, and the girl can charge him with gender discrimination, but that same girl can make a remark about how all boys are complete jackasses and girls are better anyway and get away with it, there’s something downright wrong. It’s disgusting. Feminists are disgusting.
It makes me feel sorry for guys, actually. Could you imagine being married to a feminist (provided of course that she didn’t go all lesbian because the feminism made her insane)? You’d get home every day and ask her if dinner’s ready and then she’d jump down your throat about how you’re being gender biased and she shouldn’t have to make the meal just because she’s the woman. Forget the fact that you have to go to and work yourself to the bone to get money while she sits at home on her ass all day, the lazy whore. Not to mention all the shit you’d have to listen to when you’re watching television. Every time you’d want to watch Monday Night Hockey or Sunday Afternoon Football, she’d be breaking your balls screaming about how you never watch women’s leagues playing anything and that you’re discriminating against women and any such thing, while conveniently leaving out the deciding factor there and saying that the women in women’s leagues suck, the women are usually ugly, and any women’s league event has shitty rules, like no cat fights to entertain you. Men of the world, my heart goes out to you.
Feminists piss me off.
Cam girls have got to be the smartest little whores on the Internet today. I mean, they sit at their computers in front of their cameras and make faces and half-undress in front of dirty old men and then somehow manage to get the same dirty old men to buy them presents and stuff. I’m still trying to figure out how that works. Most of these girls are ugly, some of them are fat, and they never get naked. They just suggestively take off one of the three layers of clothing they have on and then somehow manage to get the horny old buggers watching them to buy them things on their Amazon wishlists for doing it.
Like, fuck. They’re getting these guys to buy whatever they want for them when a) they’re not stripping or masturbating on camera and b) the old men will probably never see them in real life. There’s got to either be a trick to it, or these old men are seriously fucked up in the head. Because, I mean, you can get short little video clips of porn EVERYWHERE on the Internet. It isn’t hard. And the girls there are doing anything you could imagine. Taking it from behind, sucking a guy off on the toilet, polishing the pearl, etc. FOR FREE! Yet these guys sit at their computers and instead of being like every other dirty old man and watching downloaded porn, they watch little girls making faces for the camera. There has GOT to be something wrong with them.
Maybe I should be a cam girl?
Or maybe I should just make fun of the idiots who look at cam girls. Yeah, I think I’ll do that instead.
Dumb-asses.